There wasn't a radio broadcast from Handsome Jack this morning. He'd said his piece last night, and today was just a waiting game. Hyperion's men were patrolling the town throughout the morning (and shooting errant psychos who were starting to roam further and further away from their original area) but other than that, Jack just let everyone stew ( Read more... )

It would be difficult to explain the past hour outside of Caritas. Suffice it to say, there were regrets, laser blasts, and several gremlins who owed Doctor Doom their lives since he spared them. Nevertheless, he had something to deal with now ( Read more... )

Derek hadn't had time for a proper shaving this past week. This somehow translated into an epic beard in that short a time ( Read more... )

The real estate agent was willing to lower the price just to get out of Doom's way faster. Same with the sign maker. Being Doom was the world's best haggling tactic.

And now, Doctor Doom was the new owner of Efferton Manor. Or, as the sign outside the front gate officially called it, DOOMHAUS. It didn't fit Doom's preferred style of housing. It ( Read more... )

After hearing his fortune in the park and not believing a word of it, Doom settled in for his final shift at Turtle & Canary before leaving to battle Mephisto and return to Latveria. It had been three years since he first came to Fandom - by his calendar, at least - and it was time to return to his true life ( Read more... )

Somewhere around dawn, a tent mysteriously appeared in the middle of the park. There was an air of mystery about it, and it was hard not to miss, and did we mention it was mysterious? Because it was ( Read more... )

To prepare for his impending battle with Hell, Doom was looking through the store's inventory on the off-chance that there was a mystical item lying around that could give him an additional advantage. The grandest mystical objects, after all, had a habit of finding themselves in unexpected places ( Read more... )

Doom had received a letter this morning. It was a personal invitation to a special event at the end of the month. If Doom seemed somewhat agitated about anything, you were a fool and deserved whatever happened to you.

Anyway, he was somewhat agitated about it.

Today's Squishy flavors: April Showers, May Flowers, Grape Judas

Doom had heard radio last night. He was aware of what was happening.

That's why there was a sign in the door.

CHILDREN MAY BE EXECUTED

That should work nicely, Doom thought.

Today's Squishy flavors: Grape Judas, Brussel Sprouts, Broccoli

Doom was here for his first shift since returning from the past. When he first arrived, there were many Peeps in the store. Now there were none ( Read more... )